What was the well-earned, four-letter nickname of old-time baseball pitcher George Edward Waddell whose Wikipedia entry reads, in part: "He was notably unpredictable; he once left in the middle of a game to go fishing. He also had a longstanding fascination with fire trucks and ran off the field to chase after them during games on multiple occasions. He would disappear for months at a time during the offseason... to wrestle alligators in a circus. He was easily distracted by opposing fans who held up puppies, which caused him to run over to play with them, and shiny objects, which seemed to put him in a trance."